Funny Love Quotes
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess. - Funny Love Quotes
There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: Young, old, and middle-aged.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is. - funny quotes
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
Once you have loved someone, you'd do anything in the world for them... except love them again. - love quote
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? - funny love quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine.
Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.
Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.
The bravest thing that men do is love women. - love quotes
A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
A proof that experience is of no use, is that the end of one love does not prevent us from beginning another.
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
Respectable people do not write music or make love as a career.
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